Monday, September 29, 2014

get that dewy look by being a greasy pile of crap

Sunday, September 28, 2014
lucillesballs:

steal her look: cindy
tom ford eyeglasses ($247.50)
ralph lauren sleeveless polo ($75)
agent provocateur love white bra ($190)
burberry prorsum silk-satin shorts ($318)

lucillesballs:

steal her look: cindy

tom ford eyeglasses ($247.50)

ralph lauren sleeveless polo ($75)

agent provocateur love white bra ($190)

burberry prorsum silk-satin shorts ($318)

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

nicole going to court for possession of heroin, 2003

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

nicole going to court for possession of heroin, 2003

blameaspartame:

an erotic conversation

blameaspartame:

an erotic conversation

(Source: sexygoku)

Saturday, September 27, 2014

100yearsoflolitude:

no-youth:

i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic

dril for poet laureate

Friday, September 26, 2014
unlikeableprotagonist:

this is why I need 45 to get ready if you want to hang. because I’m walking around in a circle with a tablecloth on.

pants are a scourge on society and i should be allowed to wear tablecloths in public

unlikeableprotagonist:

this is why I need 45 to get ready if you want to hang. because I’m walking around in a circle with a tablecloth on.

pants are a scourge on society and i should be allowed to wear tablecloths in public

died wishing she had a butt my tombstone
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? x