Tuesday, September 2, 2014
bmichael:

No judgements, but this is what happens when you let white people rap. You get über rich children of acclaimed actors posting Instagrams where they call themselves “Young Boat-Shoes”. That’s “boat-shoes” with a hyphen. That asshole had to press the “123” button and toggle his keyboard over to get that hyphen. This waste of pelvic effort thinks a phot of him pointing to the stairs of a yacht launch is both notable and Young Namable, and at least 89 other people agree. This Fourth of July, America has failed.

bmichael:

No judgements, but this is what happens when you let white people rap. You get über rich children of acclaimed actors posting Instagrams where they call themselves “Young Boat-Shoes”. That’s “boat-shoes” with a hyphen. That asshole had to press the “123” button and toggle his keyboard over to get that hyphen. This waste of pelvic effort thinks a phot of him pointing to the stairs of a yacht launch is both notable and Young Namable, and at least 89 other people agree. This Fourth of July, America has failed.

Monday, September 1, 2014

emes:

padnote:

the first time I saw this video I thought to myself “7 minutes? There’s no way I’m going to watch all of that”

how wrong I was

I’m lowkey obsessed with the magic
bullet commercials and all their spinoffs, this was hypnotic

Sunday, August 31, 2014

cute-pubes:

runningmermaids:

slayboybunny:

so i was getting a bunch of gross asks in my inbox and i didnt know why and then one of my sweeter followers sent me a link to this fuckery so i thought i’d share. here’s the thing: this is not an isolated event. i get shit like this all the time. at least once a month someone directs me to some kind of thread where i am public discourse, always exploitative discussions regarding me and my body, and usually something to do with feminism. and this is the reality of many women online, fat women especially. whether im being disgustingly sexualized or mindlessly hated, i cant seem to win. all because i have the audacity to visibly exist on an online platform. 

this is a post to clarify, since so many of you seemed to have forgotten: i am a person. i’m not a topic, i’m not an erotic fabrification, my body is not your forum. my existence isn’t meant to get you off and it isn’t meant for you to express your shitty bigoted opinions. who i am, how i look, what i do has nothing to do with you. i exist for myself and myself alone. i have interests, hobbies, passions, heart breaks, and triumphs. when i am dissected in this manner, with no regards to me as a person, without acknowledging that this is a breathing, living human being you are speaking about, it is hateful ignorance. it is an act of violent disrespect and blatant objectification. it is perpetuating the complete disregard for women’s bodies and their right to autonomy. 

i am a person and i will be treated as such. i am not tolerating this or any hatespeech directed my way. i refuse to be reduced in this manner. i will continue to be the fabulous, vibrant woman of integrity i am and will do all that i can to stop anyone who decides this is an appropriate way to treat a human being. furthermore, im not blocking any names because if you feel comfortable enough to publicly speak so hatefully about someone, you can certainly reap what you sow. i hope you feel uncomfortable when the spotlight shines and there is visibility for your shitty actions.

so here’s my request: STOP engaging in this type of behavior. CALL OUT those who do. protect and, more importantly, respect women online and off. thanks for reading and have a nice day!

oh my god i want to puke. so much misogyny, slut-shaming, body-shaming, racism and even a some pedophilia at once. i really can’t believe this is real.

the pedophilia on top of it all. 10/10 hate men.

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

heckacute:

I can’t wait until I have enough money to get a tattoo on the front of my thigh because then I’ll be able to take pictures of it in the bathtub and start drinking tea and date a boring guy with a big beard who loves seven inch records and ignores my needs. 

Friday, August 29, 2014
Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave. Mallory Ortberg, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)
Wednesday, August 27, 2014

ok this is amazing but i am also struck by how korean product placement is cooler than ours. “sit in a cool chair for 3 seconds”